Here is where you can chat with the Cog Bosses. To chat, just comment who want to talk to and put 2-5 questions on there. Enjoy!
Who to chat with:
Sellbot V.P. Likes are unknown-Dislikes: Giving Demotions,Toons
Cashbot C.F.O. Likes: Cogbucks-Dislikes: Bankruptcy, Toons
Lawbot Chief JusticeLikes: Law and order-Dislikes: Lawbreakers, Toons
Bossbot C.E.O. Likes: Golf, Banquets-Dislikes: Bad Golfers, Short Banquets, Toons
Well, start chatting! 
Here is an example:
Hello. I would like to talk to (cog name)
(question 1)
(question 2)
(question 3)
(question 4)
(question 5)
Thanks for chatting with me!
hey why can’t you take a joke
V.P.: we cogs are all business. We don’t like laughing. We only do business work.
C.F.O.: I’m with VP on that one
C.J.: Me too
C.E.O.: I was interrupted from golf for this?!!
hey i want to talk to a bloodsucker
1. where are you all of the time
2. whats the most painful attack
3. why do you have such weird names?
4. why do you all look so funny?
5. how do i defeat you!?
S.D. : Sorry, this is not the Chat with a Cog page. This is the chat with the Bosses page.
Hey VP, how do you hold so many cogs inside your little undercarrage? Especially those Mr. Hollywoods.
Sellbot Senior VP: What’s unique about the structure of a cog is that, once they have been promoted, they have the ability to shorten and fit inside a boss’s undercarriage.
Hello I would like to talk to V.P.
Why do you dislike toons?
VP: You are pesky and annoying and colorful and cheerful and silly and happy and all that.
Can you please be my friend?
VP: I’m a very busy cog. I don’t have time for “friends”.
I want to know why dont you ever die?
VP: I never die because I land softly on a pile of mattresses I set out before I fight.
Can’t you give us toons a promotion?
VP: Once the toons start applying for Sellbot work they must work for their promotion.
Why do you make cogs?
VP: You pesky toons constantly bust up our current cogs.
hey dude my toontown name is Kog. N. disguise.
Sellbot VP:I remember you!You thought you could defeat me!
how you doin???
VP: A bit shaken from my fall off the cliff.
ive defeated ur boss a lot. how come he never dies??!?! is there new bosses each time 0.o?
VP: I fall off of a cliff and land on a pile of old mattresses I set out for that specific purpose. I never die because I always land on the springy bed pads. I’m always there the next time you come, so when we meet again, just remember what I have to go through because of You.
why do u hate toons so much?
Bossbot CEO: You’re pesky and annoying and happy and colorful and silly and funny and cheerful all the time and all that stuff.
what did we ever do to u?
CEO: You bust up our cogs and take over our offices.
who is the best golf player?
CEO: ME
Hello I would like to talk to C.E.O.
Im a toon but how can i become one of the cogs?
Bossbot CEO: Unfortunately, you can’t. However, we could use a toon spy so we can get more information.
My favorite type is the Bossbots, which you are the leader of.
CEO:Really? Well, you must also like golf, I assume.
Oh, and nice hair!
CEO:Why, thank you. You may be the one exception of my hate for toons.
hi, whats up y’all?
Sellbot VP: The Cog Stock Market went up, thanks to our sale on Printers and Printer Accessories.
Cashbot CFO: I got more money to count.
Lawbot Chief Justice: Being a Lawbot, I can’t help but correct your mistakes.
hi, whatsupy’all?Hi. What’s up everyone?
In response to your question, I reorganized my chambers today.
Bossbot CEO: I broke one of my personal golf records today.
so, hows it going VP?
Sellbot VP: The Sellbot sales rates have gone up over the past week.
I’m Doctor Alvin, and who are you guys?
Sellbot VP: I am the Sellbot Senior Vice President. It is my job to give promotions to Cogs and conduct sales.
Cashbot CFO: I’m the Cashbot Chief Financial Officer. I keep track of Cogbucks and count my money.
Lawbot Chief Justice: I am the Lawbot Chief Justice. I judge trials against toons and I have memorized all the Cog Laws.
Bossbot CEO: I’m the Bossbot CEO. I hold banquets and play endless golf games at my Bossbot Country Club.
HELLO!?
Sellbot VP: Hello.
Cashbot CFO: Hi.
Lawbot Chief Justice: Greetings.
Bossbot CEO: What do you want?
so, why cant you take a joke?
V.P.: we cogs are all business. We don’t like laughing. We only do business work.
C.F.O.: I’m with VP on that one
C.J.: Me too
C.E.O.: I was interrupted from golf for this?!!
u stink
Sellbot V.P. : Uh, OK. There’s this thing going around called “Fail”. Let me see if I can get this: You ‘Fail’.
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Bossbot C.E.O. : I hear theres something spreading called PWN. Those pesky toons say they PWN cogs when they win battles. So I say: WE COGS WILL PWN ALL YOU PESKY TOONS AND WIN!
so vp WHY DO U HATE US TOONS
Sellbot Senior VP: You toons tend task that a lot. We cogs dislike toons because you are pesky and annoying.
Cashbot CFO: Well said.
Lawbot Chief Justice: Agreed
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hello i would like to talk to Sellbot V.P
Sellbot Senior VP: State your business.
Do you guys like to eat cake???
Sellbot V.P. : Hm, you know, I’ve never had cake before. All we cogs ever eat is cog food. It comes in cans with gears on it. The’re on sale right now at the Cog-Mart.
Cashbot CFO: I remember a toon getting all sad and confiscating a cake from it. I tasted it, and then, well, I can’t remember the rest.
Lawbot Chief Justice: I recall a trial where a cog defender brought out a horrible, dangerous, frightening gag he took from the prosecutor. It was a cake, with the words “Happy Birthday” on it. I took a bite out of a thin protruding part of it that was topped with string. Let me say this: I’ve had better cuisine than that.
Bossbot C.E.O. : I have no idea what you guys are talking about. We have Cog Cakes at banquets for desserts a lot. They taste excellent, as they were created only by the finest cog chefs in all of Cog Nation.
why do you want to take over toontown and why are you not able to be friends with toons
Toon cole
Sellbot Senior VP: We think Toontown would be better if it was renamed Cog Nation and it was a big business metropolis.
We cogs do not have time for little “friendships” with toons. You constantly make fights with us. Why would a cog befriend you?
V.P.:MUAHAHAHAHA!!! i just defeated those weak toons with a little short change, so he has no been promoted to full time bucks counter!
C.J.:those pesky toons always come to my HQ and put their muddy feet on my shiny tile floors! and those monkeys always use banana trap on my cogs! aah well, spin doctor is still alive….spin doctor!?
C.F.O.:HEY VP, why are you stealing my BUCKS! they are all mine for cruels sake! gimme gimme gimme!
V.P.:NO! im telling short change to sent an invasion on your HQ!
C.F.O.: im already ahead of you!
V.P.: WHY I AOUGHT TO!
C.F.O.: WHAT YOU MESING WITH ME NOW!
V.P.: MAYBE I AM!
C.F.O.: THATS IT!
C.J.: YOU TWO STOP THIS NONSENSE AT ONCE, ITS AGAINST THE LAW FOR BOSSES TO FIGHT WITH COGS AGAINST EACH OTHER! NOW STOP!
C.J.: (invasion has been sent by V.P. and C.F.O.) NOOO! YOU IMBASCLIES! SPIN DOCTORS, ATTACK!
C.E.O.:hello guys wassup?………… not again.
C.E.O. WHY WHY WHY must i ALWAYS stop this stupid fights!
C.E.O. GRRRR I HATE THIS, I WAS GONNA DO BACK NINE TOO!!!!!!!!!
C.E.O.: (loud voice) STOP THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V.P. AAH MY EAR COGS!!!
C.F.O.: STOP IT PLEASE, WE WONT FIGHT AGAIN!
V.P.: WE!? U MEAN U!
C.F.O.: WHAT EVER MAN!
C.E.O.: RIGHT! now time for some dirty work….(invasion stopped)
C.E.O.: C.J., take these bosses away and show them how an evil boss should be like!
C.J.: YES SIR!
Toons:……………no comment……………
THE END, HOPE YOU ENJOYED READING THIS!
THE QUESTION WAS….. why are you guys so evil and mean to toons?
Sellbot VP: All we’re doing is going into your little happy town and improving your lives by turning it into a huge business metropolis. What’s wrong with that?
Cashbot CFO: That pretty much sums it up.
Lawbot Chief Justice: You toons have no legal system. A town cannot strive without a law-making assembly.
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